FICTION>REALITY

Welcome to my Wonderland. Beyonce is my Queen. I reblog things that inspire me. Patrice. 17. Talk to me. The silence is deafening.

a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

(Source: chickinkicks, via ugly-little-blogger)

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

(via guccier)

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(via ianoshea)

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via ianoshea)

Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

(via ianoshea)

"Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into."

- (via strikerium)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via cr-ypt)

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

(via thehilariousblog)

always-going-forward:

redhester:

takealookatyourlife:

I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.

reblogging for informational purposes. i will come collect you if you reblog from me in a way that disrespects any of my sisters. 

educating yourself on other cultures is v important
do it

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

(via ianoshea)

yelyahwilliams:

marielxhearts:

Hayley what glitter do you use? That is amazing shine power!!!

that’s some urban decay glitter pen thing with mac glitter pigment on top! layer that shiz all day!!!

(Source: paramouring)

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

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THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK